'RoboCop', 2.0: The Electronic Employment Revolution That Can Annihilate Your Child's Job Tomorrow
Robots are increasingly displacing vulnerable millennials in the job market.

In the last year or so there has been a deluge of journalistic output on robots – to be precise, on the potential impact of these previously innocuous electronic aides on the global job market. As robots become ever-more obviously dextrous, intelligent and humanoid, this is a theme which warrants serious analysis.

It was therefore with some surprise that we at Mediolana came across one of the more questionable evaluations of this dynamic and emerging sector by none other than a genuine expert in the field: Tony Prescott, director of the Sheffield Robotics laboratory and a professor of cognitive neuroscience at the University of Sheffield. Speaking in the Guardian (Caress me, I'm an iCub, 21st May 2015) about the likelihood of a new wave of robo-labour invading the workplace and displacing humans, Prescott conceded that this was a possibility, but added: ' will be the dirty and dangerous jobs, letting us focus on the things we are better at. And we'll be wealthier, giving us the time to do what we want to do.'

Prescott's reassurances sound ameliorative – until one actually examines their substantive content. The troubling reality is that the first statement is already demonstrably false: as discussed on this very blog, the multilingual Nao robot is being rolled out across SoftBank branches in Japan not as a mere replacement teller, but as a customer service agent capable of giving advice in no less than nineteen languages; in the same country, a hotel entirely staffed by non-humans is being inaugurated. Safe and even desirable middle-class jobs – as well as decidedly less glamorous occupations – are squarely in the firing line of the roboklasse – not in some hypothetical future scenario, but presently.

As to Prescott's second contention, the idea that 'we' will be wealthier in the future is rather contingent on what position one occupies in the 'new' society, but many students at his institution and throughout the (post-)developed world are not merely incomparably more indebted than their parents, but face an unforgiving job market: youth unemployment rates are north of 50% in numerous jurisdictions, and even many of those with jobs are not earning enough to trigger the commencement of student loan repayments.

Put bluntly: there is no guaranteed happy ending to the story of advancing robotics in the workplace. Those without the qualifications and uniqueness to ride out the robo-revolution risk finding themselves not merely outsourced, but 'outperformed' by an electronic rival which requires no salary or social security. No one who frequents this website can say that they were not forewarned, or that they were unaware of one of the best ways to inoculate themselves against obsolescence: investing in products that can drastically improve academic performance.